Tuesday, December 6, 2011

A Healthy Level of Insanity

Today's post is sponsored by my Mum. 
She was cleaning up after our big celebration on the weekend and putting all of her things back in place and found a little bit of emailed humour. Since 'tis the season to be jolly, we thought we would share.

15 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
  1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
  2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
  3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
  5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
  6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".
  7. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
  8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
  9. Specify that your drive through order is "To Go"
  10. Sing along at the opera.
  11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
  12. Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
  13. When the money comes out at the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'.
  14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!"
  15. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
And if all else fails, just take a look at this one.

Sometimes, I don't think they have any idea how they got me.
Poor things.

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